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Ranking the Girls From Grey's Anatomy I'll admit it, I watch Grey's Anatomy. I don't watch it for McDreamy, I watch it for the four main babes. They're all so cute, it's difficult to rank them, but what the hell. That's my job, right?
Category: Pot Pourri Hanky Code! Everybody knows that gay men tend to have the best and most frequent sex, which is the real root of homophobia. People are jealous! Many gay men also use an ingenious system of advertising their specific desires, making it much easier to find willing and complimentary partners. I think that this code should be taken up by everyone, making it a lot easier to get laid if you are the slightest bit kinky. It's awfully long, but the beauty of the hanky code is that you only need to memorize what is interesting to you, making unfamiliar hankies easily ignored. If you are a really kinky motherfucker, I'd resist the temptation to stuff one of everything in each pocket, and just flag orange (anything, anytime). P.S.: I have to shout out to Mike and the silver lame hanky hanging out of his left pocket for inspiring this post! He truly is on the forefront of this style. And in the office even!
Category: Sexy News Jennahaze.com, A New Release Though this little fireball has only been performing in porn for 5 years, she's still built up quite a reputation as one of the hottest starlets around. Jenna Haze got into porn in 2002, and though she did spend some time doing only girl-girl scenes, she's back at the full-on hardcore, and you'll see plenty of evidence of this within her new site, Jennahaze.com. Fully devoted to exploring the considerable skills of the Spanish/German/Irish sexpot, this site includes a variety of excellent and lengthy videos, screen shots, and tons of bonuses, including access to the huge Premium Pass. Jenna is a very dirty girl, and you'll find evidence of this in her enthusiasm when it comes to scenes including bondage, anal, double penetration, rough girl-girl sex and so much more. Membership to Jennahaze.com costs just $29.95 per month, or $59.95 for 3 months, and you'll be able to download all these scenes and more without restrictions, so it's a great deal, and an excellent opportunity to watch this petite minx in action.
Category: New Releases Scarlett Johansson Speed Painting If you have a spare 6:52, and we both know you do, check out this Photoshop speed painting demonstration. I recommend it highly because the subject matter is one that is near and dear to my heart. Category: Scarlett Christina Ricci's Good Parts So you've had a taste of Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan and now you're hungry for more. I can't say I blame you. She's the only reason I can think of to watch this junk. The fine people of EGOTASTIC! will happily save us ten bucks and give us a gander at the good parts. Take my word for it, they're very good parts indeed.
Category: Nude Celeb Spotting Ann Coulter's An Ignorant Slut I try to ignore most of what Ann Coulter says. She's been spewing ignorant garbage for a while now, but she still seems to get plenty of airtime. Check out what she said about John Edwards. I'm sick and tired of the word "faggot" being used as a negative slur. It's this kind of hate that keeps us down as a people, suppresses us as an enlightened society. We're better than this, and giving Ann Coulter less airtime is the first step toward a utopian society.
Category: Soap Box Rock Out with Vivid Vivid has decided to take cock-rock to brand new levels with the release of their co-branded axes courtesy of Schecter Guitars. The always comely and cum-inducing Stefani Morgan and Briana Banks will be lovingly displayed in the first batch, and you can get your very own babe-a-licious guitar for just 899 smackers. This just might be the incentive that porn lovers need to play with something other than themselves.
Category: Pornucopia Sexy News from Kardashian to Hayek North Dakotans may finally be able to shack up without being wed and not fear being thrown in the clink for doing so. Florida, Michigan, Mississippi, North Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia also have legislation that criminalizes unmarried couples living together, and North Dakota lists cohabitation as a sex crime alongside rape and other horrific crimes. I hope all those naughty swingers get some legal recognition, especially the 82 and 87 year old couple mentioned in this news story. Kim Kardashian of the pretty smokin’ fake titties and famous lawyer father fame may not have her sex tape released after all. After reportedly paying a million smackers for the tape from an undisclosed third party, Vivid has voluntarily delayed releasing the tape until the full legal ramifications have been explored. We’ll see how long this lasts. Also, if you are one of the 4 people left on the planet who haven’t seen the teasers, check them out here. In other sex tape news, here is a reminder not to believe people when they say they are going to disguise your face after you record a sex tape. They are probably lying. And this goes double for 61 year old uncles who have nephews who are fans of pornography. Seeing your relation’s grizzly old butt when you are trying to get off might rank up there as number 1 boner killer of all time. Finally, the sauciest film honors, The Mr. Skin 2007 Anatomy Awards were decided with much fanfare and a few beers and corn chips in some lucky guy’s basement apartment. The winners are a sexy lot, and I couldn’t agree more with the esteemed academy’s decisions. My future ex-girlfriend Salma Hayek won Best Breasts! Congrats, hot stuff!
Category: Sexy News A Taste of Christina Ricci On the heels of our Christina Ricci's Black Snake Moan entry from earlier today, here's a taste of Christina's performance. She's with some guy named Timberlake. Never heard of him. Category: Sexy News Katsumi, Babe Alert! Katsumi is part French, part Vietnamese and all babe. She's been frequently recognized by porn industry big wigs for her sexy contributions to the business, and has won both the AVN Best Foreign Performer and Best Anal Sex Scene awards 3 years running. The combination of Katsumi's exotic good looks and ability to go from light tease in one scene to rather extreme sex the next is beyond impressive too. This sex-hungry minx started working in porn at the age of 22 in Europe, but started working in the U.S. market at the age of 24, and now has over 200 films under her garter belt. While claiming to be very shy before entering the XXX world, Katsumi now undertakes double penetrations and deep anal action without batting an eyelash, and is recognized as one of the biggest Asian stars around. Even as she's continuing her tour of intercontinental domination, Katsumi shows up in several delectable places on the net, like Naughty Office, Genesismagazine, Extreme Girl Network and Suze.net. And we won't leave you hanging – here's a little sneak peek at what you can expect to see when gazing upon this lovely lass. And don't forget to become her close, personal friend over at her MySpace page.
Category: Babe Alerts Christina Ricci's Black Snake Moan Christina Ricci is foxy, and we'll get a gander at her goods in the upcoming film Black Snake Moan. Ricci was a little shy and nervous about her nude scenes, so she overcame her fears by wearing nothing but lingerie at all times on set. "I'm a prude and I do not like walking around naked," she says. Hear that ladies? If you're a little self conscious and worried about baring all, there's a sure fire remedy that Christina Ricci swears by. All lingerie, all the time. Ricci has made me a believer.
Category: Sexy News 100 Worst Porn Movie Titles I stumbled upon a great page today that lists the 100 worst porn movie titles in the history of the world. I don't think The Anal Girls of Tobacco Road 2: Vagina Slimes or Let's Play Stain the Couch sound so bad. Fess up Alison, how many of these have you seen?
Category: Good Humor The 2007 Oscar Recap I tried to stay up for the 79th Academy Awards. Honestly, I did. I almost made it too, but at some point my body reacted to a deadly combination of Sunday night lateness and extreme boredom. If you stayed up for the entire thing, you deserve an Oscar. Sorry west coasters, you're disqualified. Even I could have made it up to 9:30pm. It's us guys out East that have to penetrate the midnight barrier. There weren't many surprises, in fact, I guessed all the major winners except for supporting actor. I thought Eddie Murphy would win, but I was glad Alan Arkin took home the statue. I could relate to his character in Little Miss Sunshine. Here are some pics of the attractive ladies who gave us something to look at besides Jack's bald skull. Next year, I'd like a shorter ceremony and more cleavage from the gals.
Category: Oscars The Porn Excellence MySpace Page Known as a safe haven for single mothers who like to post butt shots and skeezy dudes after international tail, MySpace has also made it into the humble little heart of Porn Excellence. And we love friends! So why not head over to our profile, and share the love. Also, we have many porn star friends, making it easy to find these lovely ladies and lads. C'mon. Be our friend. And now? Another gratuitous naked lady shot/blog plug!
Category: Pot Pourri When Good Pictures Go Wrong Whether it was the lingering effects of too many crantinis last night or the desperation that comes with a slow news day, I leaned over my writing cage into Sindy Sinclaire's, and tried to make her do my work for me. I mean asked her an honest, burning question. So, I asked: What is your biggest pet peeve about porn sites? Girlfriend looks at an awful lot of porno, so I figured she was one of the most qualified people around to ask. She launched into some blah blah blah, until landing at "the inclusion of terrible pictures within a photo set when there is really no reason for such nonsense". Turns out, she's been saving some of these, and has offered to occasionally share her stash with me. Sindy has titled this one "Zombie Blow Job". Thanks Sindy!
Category: Pornucopia Yet Another Reason to Keep the Volume Low A porno watching dude in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin got the surprise of his life on February 12th when his downstairs neighbor busted in with a sword after mistaking the sounds coming from an X rated movie for a damsel in distress. James Van Iveren, 39, who, it should be noted, lives with his mother and without a phone, kicked in his unnamed neighbor’s door and went all medieval on the poor guy’s apartment looking for the yelling girl. There was no girl, and now Van Iveren has been charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon. So next time you are politely watching some Combat Zone (site - review) and you’re hoping to avoid sword-bearing nerds, it might be best to keep that volume hushed.
Category: Sexy News Antonella Barba Bares Breasts If you watched American Idol last night, you heard Antonella Barba warble her way through "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing". I didn't think it was possible, but she made me miss Aerosmith's version. Yikes. The judges essentially told Antonella that she's a total babe, but she's not much of a singer. That's a pretty accurate description if you ask me, and if you didn't ask me, you should have. Raunchy pictures of Antonella Barba have been flying though cyberspace this week. None show her naughty bits, but this one comes close. She's third from the left, in case you can't tell the babe from this bunch.
Category: Sexy News The Worstest Porn Evah!
Alison and I enjoy the "Absolute Crap" page so much, we're going to bring some of that flava here. As they say, it's unbelievable how much crap is really out there. Buyer beware! www.buttsofbrazil.com www.chubbychicks.com www.crackwhoreconfessions.com Category: Bad Porn What, What (In the Butt) And the award for Best Thing I've Seen All Week in the awards show in my head goes to Samwell's What What (In the Butt). Oooohkaaaay. How long till the porno series of the same name comes out? Place theoretical and not worth money bets in the comments! Category: Pornucopia Sienna Miller's Tittays Sienna Miller has been getting a fair bit of attention recently, not only for her horrendous fashion sense, but also because she has a movie out that is set to fully desecrate the memory of Edie Segewick, and has been getting god-awful reviews reviews. But she took her top off on a beach, so who cares. Bring on the boobs!
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