The Porn Excellence Blog

North Dakotans may finally be able to shack up without being wed and not fear being thrown in the clink for doing so.

Florida, Michigan, Mississippi, North Carolina, Virginia and West Virginia also have legislation that criminalizes unmarried couples living together, and North Dakota lists cohabitation as a sex crime alongside rape and other horrific crimes. I hope all those naughty swingers get some legal recognition, especially the 82 and 87 year old couple mentioned in this news story.

Kim Kardashian of the pretty smokin’ fake titties and famous lawyer father fame may not have her sex tape released after all. After reportedly paying a million smackers for the tape from an undisclosed third party, Vivid has voluntarily delayed releasing the tape until the full legal ramifications have been explored. We’ll see how long this lasts. Also, if you are one of the 4 people left on the planet who haven’t seen the teasers, check them out here.

In other sex tape news, here is a reminder not to believe people when they say they are going to disguise your face after you record a sex tape. They are probably lying. And this goes double for 61 year old uncles who have nephews who are fans of pornography. Seeing your relation’s grizzly old butt when you are trying to get off might rank up there as number 1 boner killer of all time.

Finally, the sauciest film honors, The Mr. Skin 2007 Anatomy Awards were decided with much fanfare and a few beers and corn chips in some lucky guy’s basement apartment. The winners are a sexy lot, and I couldn’t agree more with the esteemed academy’s decisions. My future ex-girlfriend Salma Hayek won Best Breasts! Congrats, hot stuff!