Everybody knows that gay men tend to have the best and most frequent sex, which is the real root of homophobia. People are jealous! Many gay men also use an ingenious system of advertising their specific desires, making it much easier to find willing and complimentary partners. I think that this code should be taken up by everyone, making it a lot easier to get laid if you are the slightest bit kinky. It's awfully long, but the beauty of the hanky code is that you only need to memorize what is interesting to you, making unfamiliar hankies easily ignored. If you are a really kinky motherfucker, I'd resist the temptation to stuff one of everything in each pocket, and just flag orange (anything, anytime).
P.S.: I have to shout out to Mike and the silver lame hanky hanging out of his left pocket for inspiring this post! He truly is on the forefront of this style. And in the office even!
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