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www.blonderider.com
We've all heard rumors about the slutty ways of biker chicks, and this middle-aged blonde trash is here to tell you that it's all true. The only problem is that within her site, all you'll find are 2 video clips that run a whole 15 seconds each, a fair number of crappy photos, and a slutty diary that is "coming soon" – yeah, sure. This biker chick isn't even hot, and is way past her prime, but don't send the bikers after me for saying that! You'd be better off giving your dollars directly to your local biker club. This site is gross. ($19.95 for 30 days (recurring), $49.95 for 90 days (recurring) or $99.95 for 180 days (non-recurring)
www.britgirl32dd.co.uk
This site contains 17 photo galleries, 28 movies divided into clips as well as 20 very short movies where the titular Brit Girl is demonstrating jerk-off techniques. The movies look fairly terrible, and too many of them are much too short. There are also several recorded web cam shows which are quite clear, but do suffer from occasionally cutting off her head, and generally bad camera angles. I respect women who want to go into the web porn business for themselves, but using spell check, including more content and not lying about ratings given by other review sites would be an excellent way to make your site a bit more reputable. ($19.95 for 30 days (recurring) or $6.95 for 7 days (recurring at monthly rate).
www.british-pornstars.com
Eeew. I mean absolutely no offense to the British when I say that there is a reason that they are not known for their porn stars, and a good number of these girls are more than a little horsy-looking. If that's your thing though, you are still likely to be disappointed, as this site is merely a thrown-together piece of garbage masquerading as a porn site. The movies are amongst the worst that I've ever laid eyes on, so unless you like a teeny-tiny screen, audio that sounds like robots and action that is so blurry and pixilated that you can't tell what is going on, stay away. They do update daily, and there are a fair amount of pictures to look at, but for the most part, the quality here makes British-pornstars not worth bothering with. ($25.00 for one month (recurring), $50.00 for 3 months (recurs as monthly membership) or 6 months for $75.00 (non-recurring)
Category: Bad Porn
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