Our partners in sublime at Porn Excellence strive to bring you nothing but the best in service, value and quality. They also want to let you know what sites they do not recommend. These are those web sites that have fallen short of meeting their strict criteria and are typically unworthy of your hard earned bucks.
Alison and I enjoy the "Absolute Crap" page so much, we're going to bring some of that flava here. As they say, it's unbelievable how much crap is really out there. Buyer beware!
www.buttsofbrazil.com
It may not be nice to judge a site based on its banner, but whatever this fugly thing is, it is seriously one of the most foul, 1982-inspired trashy pieces of barf I've ever laid eyes on. It's also not nice to have your opinion based on how bad the site text is, but whoever wrote this needs to go back to Grade 7 English, pronto. Beyond these complaints, members would find a fair number of episodes (21 regular butt episodes, some clips that appear to be taken from full-length DVDs that come without sound, and some more random butt pictures), all of varying quality. Sure, you get some bonus sites, but they're nothing special either. Membership here is quite cheap, but you'd still be much better off anywhere but here, and it's not exactly like Brazilian and Butt sites are lacking on the World Wide Web. ($21.95 for 30 days (recurring at $17.95 for 30 days) $29.95 for 60 days (non-recurring) or $34.95 for 90 days)
www.chubbychicks.com
Either due to the trial membership I had here, or the fact that there were dead links, I was unable to view any of the movies that may or may not be offered on this site. There are over 200 photo galleries of varying quality and featuring ladies of various sizes, from chubby to Queen Sized, but this doesn't make up for the lack of movies. The site includes some erotic fiction, but only a handful of BBW-specific work. The design is terrible, clunky, and ugly to look at, and makes the site appear like a cheap cash-grab. This isn't quite the worst site out there, but there are a lot more sites featuring luscious and hefty women that will better satisfy your large and in charge cravings. ($5.95 3 day trial, recurring at $27.95 per month, $27.95 per month, recurring, 90 days for $69.95, non-recurring)
www.crackwhoreconfessions.com
Part interviews, part porno, this site is just plain weird. There's a surprising amount of videos here (over 75 at the time of this review), and they start off with the really sad and generally fucked up stories from these women, and then the interviewer usually gets a blowjob or a bit of pussy. I have absolutely no idea who this site would appeal to, but if you like hearing about the messed up lives of drug addicted women, perhaps this is something you would dig. I just think it's really depressing and totally exploits women who don't really have anywhere else to turn. Crack Whore Confessions is nothing but a total bummer. ($19.95 for 30 days (recurring), $49.95 for 90 days (recurring) or $99.95 for 180 days (non-recurring)
Category: Bad Porn
