I tried to stay up for the 79th Academy Awards. Honestly, I did. I almost made it too, but at some point my body reacted to a deadly combination of Sunday night lateness and extreme boredom.
If you stayed up for the entire thing, you deserve an Oscar. Sorry west coasters, you're disqualified. Even I could have made it up to 9:30pm. It's us guys out East that have to penetrate the midnight barrier.
There weren't many surprises, in fact, I guessed all the major winners except for supporting actor. I thought Eddie Murphy would win, but I was glad Alan Arkin took home the statue. I could relate to his character in Little Miss Sunshine.
Here are some pics of the attractive ladies who gave us something to look at besides Jack's bald skull. Next year, I'd like a shorter ceremony and more cleavage from the gals.
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