Drew Barrymore and Strokes Drummer Split

First, there was Cameron and Justin. Then, there was Dita and Marilyn.

These things come in threes they say, and finally it’s Drew Barrymore and Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti. After dating for just about 5 years, the couple has called it quits, though apparently they do this somewhat often, and it just doesn’t hit the press.

Descended from American acting royalty, Barrymore became a pre-teen alcoholic and drug addict, appeared nude in Playboy, flashed her ta-tas on the Late Show with David Letterman, married a Canadian with testicular cancer, seems to almost exclusively date rock stars, and we all seem to love her more when she fucks up. Hopefully she’ll turn to her Charlie’s Angels co-star Diaz for some intimate comfort, pillow fights and back rubs, and leak the video evidence to pump up their currently somewhat quiet careers.

Here is the full story.

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4 Responses to "Drew Barrymore and Strokes Drummer Split"

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Fred
January 15, 2007 / 12:26

When I was sixteen, I wanted to marry Drew.


Fred
January 15, 2007 / 12:27

When I was sixteen, I wanted to marry Drew.


Fred
January 15, 2007 / 12:32

When I was sixteen, I wanted to marry Drew.


Mike
January 15, 2007 / 12:33

Freddie, you must be really into Drew. Three comments!


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