Von Teese Tossed For Wood

Oh good lord. Remember the other day when we told you that Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese were splitsville? And there was a hot picture? Kind of like this?

Dita Von Teese

Well, People Magazine is saying that the 38 year old goth/shock rocker is now dating 19 year old actress Evan Rachel Wood. What? Are you serious? Evan is kind of cute, sure, but this is proof positive that Manson is a complete idiot for letting the ultra-hot va-va-va-voom Dita go for some milquetoast teenager.

Dita, if you need a shoulder to cry on, you just let me know. I’m here for you.

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3 Responses to "Von Teese Tossed For Wood"

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Charles
January 11, 2007 / 11:00

I think it's obvious. Manson likes chicks with three names.


Alison
January 11, 2007 / 11:06

Charles, I was totally thinking that! I'm wondering if it's a worthy of a new porn niche. I wonder if "Hot three-named girls getting frisky" would go over well.


Amalie
October 27, 2008 / 17:43

Well written article.


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