Boo hoo. A thousand whiny Goths are weeping a million whiny tears as their royal family, also known as Marilyn Manson and burlesque queen Dita Von Teese, call it quits. Er... will call it quits as soon as Dita can find Mr. Manson and serve him with divorce papers.
The bad news? More proof that marriage is for suckers. The good news? I just might have a chance with the former Mrs. Manson now. WOO HOO!
Category: Sexy News
